The United Colon Vlog

*A real j-pouch dream before waking up and having to empty my pouch.

I woke up one morning and went into the bathroom to empty my j-pouch, same as usual. The bathroom was small and had a window next to the toilet. The bottom of the window was below my knees, so I was completely visible to the outside world as I sat on the toilet.

I entered the bathroom and sat on toilet. Directly outside was a large deck. It was winter and had just snowed the night before. My roommate stepped out of the patio, standing in the snow with his bare feet. He wore sweat pants and a t-shirt and stretched as he admired the new fallen snow.

He stood outside for a long time and didn’t leave, so I got out of the bathroom. I didn’t want him looking in at me as I emptied my j-pouch.

Ten minutes later I came back in the bathroom. However, my second roommate was now standing on the deck, admiring the snow! I couldn’t go to the bathroom with him watching me either so I left again.

I returned a third time to the bathroom only to find a third roommate standing on the deck! This was getting ridiculous. The urge was getting stronger and stronger to empty my j-pouch but I didn’t want anybody watching me through that stupid window.

Finally, I gave in and sat on the toilet and emptied my j-pouch. I awoke with an urgency to empty my j-pouch and a fear that I had already emptied it in my sleep. Fortunately, I did not have an accident and made it to the bathroom with no incident.